my soul wont recognize me after tonight
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I want her autograph on my taint
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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