the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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