i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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