Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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