I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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