I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The struggles of a small town man whore
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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