People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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