I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Mom said you looked used
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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