She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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