His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
the raccoons are back...
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