Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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