I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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