I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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