Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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