his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
false alarm, still single
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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