I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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