So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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