Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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