She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
