I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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