Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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