the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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