I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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