The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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