And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
