susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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