i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ok first of all what the fuck
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
