my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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