apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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