he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
wow bdsm is so cute
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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