do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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