Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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