i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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