if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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