Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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