I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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