Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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