what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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