carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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