Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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