I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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