and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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