Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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