haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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