My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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