This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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