Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
