The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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