i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
tell me about the eggs
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