girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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