Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What a dumb baby whore.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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