so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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